KEVIN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?
"Kevin, you’re such a disease"
My interpretation of rude Pete. ..with no freckles. and you know what they say, a face without freckles is like the sky without the stars. Looks like I got no stars for Pete nor I. fully a totes bummer.
It’s that time of year again. Time to watch Home Alone until I barf.
That’s right, I sat down with “a delicious cheese pizza just for me” and popped in the vhs of my dreams. I fully ate the pie until the greasy box started to resemble the demon furnace from the McAllister’s basement.
and to start year two off fully right, I thought drawing Kevins on scraps of foam board til I fell asleep with pizza belly would be appropriate and enjoyable to you few fans.
Here are my top three-
#1 is called “Man of the house”
#2 sort of looks like this boy named Bronson. Some of you may know of him. and It says “I’m not afraid anymore” ‘round his noggin.
#3 is self explanatory
[to pigeon lady]
“If you won’t use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it’ll be like my Rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won’t be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose. ”
- Kevin McCallister.
He’s a smart one. If only I had more courage. I feel just like stinky ol pigeon lady with her stinky creepy turd pigeons.
A delicious cheese pizza just for me.
I was going to make it say Lil Nemo’s but I’m so tired I can barely keep my eyelids open.
I still have the original tape with mine where my brother and I secretly recorded my mother doing the dishes, singing “My Girl”. and I’m pretty sure there’s a part when she also asks “Who pooped and didn’t flush?” Gosh, there’s some good stuff on there. and just imagine that being slowed down. Yes.
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Did you know that she is actually a he dressed up like a girl?